tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-71034596746607564002023-11-15T08:53:10.521-08:00Exam SMSLatest/new Exam SMS, urdu Exam SMS, english Exam SMS, Exam SMS messages, Exam SMS collection, funny Exam SMS, Latest exam sms collection - send exam sms to ur bestt...........suzuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04970340363847359554noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7103459674660756400.post-28163781364969302992008-09-23T06:27:00.001-07:002008-09-23T06:27:51.977-07:00other oneBaap: Baita is bar exam mai tujhey 90% lanay hai,kuch b karBaita: nahi bapu mai to is bar 100% lauonga.<br />Baap: ku mazak kar raha hai?<br />Baita: shuru kisnay kia<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />paRh,paRh kaR kiA kRna ek dIn tu MaRna hAi,aGr mRne k bad dubaRa ZiNda Hoe Tu ShURu Tu NercErY se kRna hai<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />ahan koi kitab aisi mili,<br />jispar dil luta dete,<br />har 1 ne dimaag khaya kis-kis ko nipta dete,<br />ab syllabus dekhkar sonchte hain k 1 mahina aur hota to duniya hila dete...<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />n exams students ka NAARA.<br />Yeh bazi haq ki bazi hai<br />Yeh bazi tum hi haro gay,<br /><br />Har jaib se phara nikle ga,<br />Tum kitne phare phado gay!!suzuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04970340363847359554noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7103459674660756400.post-72486869639363963992008-09-23T06:15:00.001-07:002008-09-23T06:18:34.327-07:00must b u like it..Baap:<br />Itne kum marks..??<br />2 thappar lagne chahiyen.!!<br /><br />Beta: Han papa!<br />mein nay to us kameenay mastar<br />ka ghar bhi dekh liya hay…!!<br /><br /><br />Congratulations!<br />Good news for Karachi University students<br />Exams of Uni have been postponed upto june<br />To confirm goto site<br />www.stop dreaming & start studying.com<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />3 sardar after exam<br />1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha<br />main paper khali chor aya hon.<br /><br />2nd: Main bhi!<br /><br />3rd:Shit yaar, teacher samjhe<br />gi hum ne cheating ki hay:p<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Har sawal say dut ker larna,<br />Phainkhnay me kami mat karna,<br />Moqa milay to pichay bhi dekhna,<br />aur 1 bat yaad rakhna,<br />aagay walay ka paper apna samajhna.<br /><br /><br />Human brain is the most<br />outstanding object in world.<br />It functions 24 hours a day,<br />365 days a year.<br />It functions right from the time we are born,<br />and stop only when we enter the examination hall.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Yahoooooo……!!!!<br /><br />Exams ki sari tayyari ho gayi<br /><br />(’;')<br /><br />Pen<br />Pencil<br />Scale<br />Eraser<br />Uniform<br />ID Card<br /><br />Sub tayyar hay,<br /><br />Ab bus….<br /><br />Parhna baqi hay :p<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Hum jeete EK bar hai,<br />Marte EK bar hai,<br />Pyar EK bar hota hai,<br />Aur shaadi bhi EK hi bar hoti hai..<br />TO ye EXAMS BAR-BAR KYUN ???<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />koi chez be-wafai se barh ker kia hogi,<br />Ghum-e-tanhai judai se barh ker kia hogi,<br /><br />Kisi ko deni ho jawani main saza,<br />to wo saza PARHAI se barh ker kia hogi:-)<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Samandar Bhar Syllabus Hota Hai<br />Nadi Bhar Parh Pate Hein<br />Balti Barh Yad Rehta Hai<br />Chuloo Bhar Number Ate Hein<br />Jis Mein Hum Doob Jatey Hain<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Exams ka saya hai,<br />exam ke dino mein sukh kisne paya hai?<br />duniya wale kehte hain ache number lo,<br />par inhe kaun samjhaye yeh to moh maya hai!!<br /><br /><br /><br />To accomplish great things,<br />We must not only act,<br />But also dream,<br />Not only plan but also believe,<br />Best wishes for your exam.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />A student grabbed a coin,<br />Flipped it in the air & said,<br />“Head, I go to sleep.”<br />Tail, I watch a movie.<br />If it stands on the edge I’ll study:p<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Lamha Lamha waqt guzar jayega…<br />Chund lamhon mein exam aa jayega…<br />Abhi bhi waqt hai, do line parh lo…<br />Warna pass kya MUNNA BHAI karvaye ga??suzuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04970340363847359554noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7103459674660756400.post-46358662549813829952007-12-03T18:46:00.000-08:002007-12-03T18:50:22.313-08:00Collection of exam sms messages, some are funny, some are decent, students usually seek these sms messages.To accomplish great things,<br />We must not only act,<br />But also dream,<br />Not only plan but also believe,<br />Best wishes for your exam.<br /><br />*************************<br /><br />Xams are there,<br /><br />at the paper u stare;<br /><br />the answer is nowhere,<br /><br />which makes u pull ur hair.<br /><br />The teachers make u glare,<br /><br />the grades r not fair,<br /><br />but just like the past 20 yrs,<br /><br />WE DONT CARE !!<br /><br />*************************<br /><br />Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS<br /><br />1 Too Many Questions.<br />2 Difficult to Understand.<br />3 More Explanation is Needed.<br />4 Result is always FAIL!<br /><br />*************************<br /><br />A student grabbed a coin,<br /><br />Flipped it in the air & said,<br />“Head, I go to sleep.”<br /><br />Tail, I watch a movie.<br /><br />If it stands on the edge I’ll study:p<br /><br />*************************<br /><br />Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,<br />Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,<br /><br />Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,<br />Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Ha<br /><br />*************************<br /><br />Rain of summer, snow of winter,<br />grace of autumn, glory of spring,<br />May beauty of every season<br />give ur heart a beautiful reason 2 smile.<br />May God suceed u in every exams of ur life.<br />Good luck & all the best<br /><br />*************************<br /><br />Kash koi “exam result” ka insurance kara deta,<br />Toh har exam ka pehle premium bharwa dete,<br />Pass hote toh thik hai,<br />Varna insurance claim karva lete…<br /><br />*************************<br /><br />It takes 15 trees to<br />produce the amount<br />of paper that we<br />use to write one exam.<br /><br />join us in promoting the noble<br />cause of saving trees.<br />SAY NO TO EXAMS.<br /><br />*************************<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">EXam’s song by Munna bhai:<br /><br />“Chanda Mama so Gaye,<br />Student sarey jage.<br />Dekho pakdo yaron,<br />Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.<br />Ek pariksha khatam,to duji<br />shuru ho gayi MAAMU.<br /><br />*************************<br /><br />Lamha Lamha waqt guzar jayega…<br />Chund lamhon mein exam aa jayega…<br /><br />Abhi bhi waqt hai, do line parh lo…<br />Warna pass kya MUNNA BHAI karvaye ga??<br /><br />*************************suzuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04970340363847359554noreply@blogger.com